oh shit javert has dick tentacles

Scarlett Johansson for Vogue by Mario Sorrenti [2009]

when I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

Tom Hiddleston on the set of Crimson Peak (4.16.14)

thingsfortwwings:

[Image: Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson standing face to face, about to kiss; Sam is touching Steve’s chin.]
diesturbia:

*mechanical laughter* (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

thingsfortwwings:

[Image: Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson standing face to face, about to kiss; Sam is touching Steve’s chin.]

diesturbia:

*mechanical laughter* (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

Photoshoot: Scarlett Johansson for Glamour USA May [HQ]

lucifer-the-morning-star:

sevventeen-sir:

i noticed a mini parallel between the first and second captain america movies that i thought was quite interesting

also painfully heartbreaking

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steve is being created

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yet bucky is being destroyed

im really sorry but i had to share

nO


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the 。*:★Kawaii Soldier★:*。. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the *:★Kawaii Soldier★:*. He’s an adorable ghost, you’ll never find him.”

notfknapplicable:

and then they made out